Redeem this for one complimentary unicorn wrangling session. Helmet, glitter-proof boots, and existential dread not included.

Finally, a discount for your five-second-rule bravery. Valid only if you yell “I REGRET NOTHING” while picking it up.

You won’t see it, but you’ll feel it… emotionally. Great for ghosts, introverts, and minimalist décor.