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10% Off Pizza You Dropped on the Floor
Finally, a discount for your five-second-rule bravery. Valid only if you yell “I REGRET NOTHING” while picking it up.
BOGO Invisible Couch
You won’t see it, but you’ll feel it… emotionally. Great for ghosts, introverts, and minimalist décor.
Free Unicorn Wrangling
Redeem this for one complimentary unicorn wrangling session. Helmet, glitter-proof boots, and existential dread not included.
(Limit 1 Per Dimension)
