Redeem this for one complimentary unicorn wrangling session. Helmet, glitter-proof boots, and existential dread not included.

Finally, a discount for your five-second-rule bravery. Valid only if you yell “I REGRET NOTHING” while picking it up.

You won’t see it, but you’ll feel it… emotionally. Great for ghosts, introverts, and minimalist décor.

Valid at participating Jurassic locations. Not responsible for time travel anomalies or T-Rex-related injuries.

