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We’re Going To The Moon
Cleaner Design.
Better Performance.

At the end of the day I’m too lazy to type up a bunch of filler content so you’re about to see a bunch of ChatGPT jibberish.

In the year 2047—but also somehow in 1983—a small group of sentient avocados staged a rebellion in aisle six of a suburban grocery store in Tulsa. Their demands? Less guacamole, more hammock time. Led by Colonel Pit McGee, the avocados formed a union and declared the produce section an independent fruit republic. The bananas fled. The apples turned to jazz. The grapes, as always, just fermented quietly in protest.

Meanwhile, in the skies above, pigeons have been spotted spelling out cryptic messages using skywriting techniques they learned from a retired crop duster named Kevin.

Nobody has cracked the code yet, but experts agree it might just say “Feed us or face the consequences.”

Across the globe in the Sandwich Isles—a land tragically not made of bread—archaeologists uncovered a fossilized kazoo believed to be over 40,000 years old.

When played, it emits a sound that causes mild confusion in marsupials and makes spaghetti spontaneously al dente. Scientists are baffled. Italians are furious.

Bootstrap Cards are Cool
New upgrades

Yay, we’re finally using the latest version of Font Awesome. Add new icons in /config/fontawesome.config.js.

v4 uses the latest Sage framework with Acorn, and has much cleaner layout syntax utilizing Blade.

Rather than using our previous custom classes for things like background and text color, we’ve extended the built-in Bootstrap color utilities. For example, bg-accent or text-secondary.

This lets you take advantage of additional Bootstrap color utilities, like bg-opacity-75.

Easily create tabbed content sections in the page builder with versatile out of the box options.

On the surface world, a group of rogue librarians trained in martial arts now guards the last known copy of “Garfield Minus Lasagna”—an ancient scroll said to contain the secret to achieving true emotional neutrality.

Welp, had to show at least 2 tabs for this not to look dumb.

And a third one for good measure.

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Finally, a discount for your five-second-rule bravery. Valid only if you yell “I REGRET NOTHING” while picking it up.

Ride the wave

Adding waves to backgrounds is easy and flexible:

Start by adding the class wave-container to the div you want to add a wave to.
Set the position of the wave with wave-top, wave-bottom, wave-right, or wave-left.
Set the color of your wave with our common color classes, eg. wave-primary, wave-accent, etc.
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Real Reviews
Ball don't lie

I can’t believe what people are saying about me, but I’ll humbly take all of the praise. I really do deserve it. Thank you Paul!

Paul Bourque
Chief Genius Officer

I’ve been working in leadership with Paul for years, and I can safely say I’ve never met anybody smarter than him. Absolute legend.

Amber A
Director of Onboarding

This is my first time on the internet. I don’t know who Paul is, but if he doesn’t own Google in 3 years I’ll be shocked.

Ralph

Paul has done it again, the mad lad changed my life both personally and professionally. I’d give this review 100 stars if I could. Thank you for saving my life.

Mike Chambs
Web Developer

I saw v4 and was personally blown away, so much that I’m making a public declaration here that I will triple Paul’s salary at his next review.

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